Mastering Me.
fun fact:
whenever I am surprised or startled, my brain kind of calls up the memory of the second gif down on the left and my entire brain/sometimes my mouth goes
“JAY-SUS!”
in exactly that tone and. I have no idea why my brain does this, but it does. That moment/gif/sound is my reflex of startling. Exactly that.
I reference this movie a lot.
My friend got peeved and made me tag all my fandom posts under saliadontlook. So now her dash is getting spammed with messages telling her not to look and I’m laughing so hard because I’m posting a bunch more than usual on purpose.
There is an easy fix for this! Salia go to Tumblr Savior and click Settings and uncheck the box that says “Show a notification when something has been hidden” No notifications! No fandom posts! ;u;
SORRY CHRISTINA YOU’VE BEEN FOILED AGAIN.
I’m just happy I don’t have to deal with her spn spam anymore ahaha.
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“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
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Once I stepped on a thumbtack and it was stuck in the bottom of my foot, but I didn’t want to look hurt in front of the people who were around me for some reason so I just walked on it like normal. When I finally worked up the courage to excuse myself to go to the bathroom my sock was stuck to the bottom of my foot by blood and I had to peel it off to get the thumbtack out of my foot.
I didn’t get any diseases though, so I call that a success.
I accidentally listened to the theme song for Halo 2 and made myself really fucking sad.
I have a lot I feel like I need to rant about but I have nobody to talk too… fucking sigh.
i found the video
Are you shitting me?
I must reblog this till I die
I feel like I’m more impressed than I should be…
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